Mr Bigshot, the headmaster of St Mildred's private school,
was as humpy as a camel and as awkward as a mule.
He never ever listened or cared if he was rude.
He changed his mind from hour to hour, depending on his mood.
He terrorised his pupils and drove his staff insane,
snooping round the classrooms, finding reasons to complain.

One day, as Mr Bigshot was snooping in the hall,
a stranger in a waistcoat arrived to pay a call.
`A salesman,' Mr Bigshot thought, with an ugly sneer,
for salesmen often came to school to sell some new idea.
So, instead of listening to what this caller had to say,
Bigshot growled, 'Don't bother me' and walked the other way.